The Lee Clayton Column

There is nothing wrong with having a big bum. Just ask my wife. (Only joking, darling). It is also prerequisite for being a centre forward, especially in this division. Which brings us to Marlon Harewood.

Watching him against Wigan was like your old auntie seeing you at a family do, ruffling your hair and saying: "My, how you've grown." What happened to that skinny kid who burst onto the scene at Nottingham Forest? He was all legs, a bit too raw and a bit too easy to knock off the ball.He always had pace and eye for goal, but he was too lightweight. Now he has filled out and, as the Wigan defenders will confirm, he's strong, powerful, direct. He scored against them for Nottingham Forest a  few weeks ago and then scored two against them for West Ham.
And all for £500,000

Again it is an example of how well Alan Pardew knows this division.Harewood's two goals against Wigan (I can't believe he actually walked off with the match ball and tried to claim a hat-trick, though...come on!) confirmed his place as the second top scorer in Division One, behind the prolific Robert Earnshaw. Southampton (who are still in the Premiership before you argue West Ham are a bigger club) were eager to sign him. But Pardew moved swiftly, talked a good game and signed the one-time lightweight who looks like a real bruiser now.

His debut home performance against Wigan is not the only reason to delight at the signing.Look at Harewood's record. He has made 131 league starts and has scored 54 goals. Or 55 if you ask him and he continues to claim that cross diverted into his own net by a Wigan defender last week!

That's a decent record. This season, he has already scored 14 goals and, with only one booking to his name has a better disciplinary record than one or two other strikers at the club.Why so cheap, then? Pardew had done his homework. As a homegrown player at Forest (he had a brief loan spell at Ipswich too), Harewood's wages would not have been a problem. He was out of contract in the summer too and, being over 24, Forest would
have had to release him on a free.

Many players in Harewood's positions (he was in the team at the City Ground, scoring goals and playing well despite a recent slump in form for Forest) might have stayed, waiting for the summer and a Bosman transfer
that would have earned him a nice few bob.Clearly, when Pardew spoke to him, he recognised a hunger and Harewood recognised an opportunity. His two goals against Wigan suggest the marriage could be a very happy one. Not only is he comfortable with the expectation (proven by his willingness to take on the famed No10 shirt previously worn by Hurst, Brooking, Di Canio), the way he finished with a beautiful 'dink' over the goalkeeper when through one-on-one was a sign of his confidence and quality.

Look, I know one swallow doesn't make a summer, one step doesn't make a Travolta, one goal doesn't make a Lineker, but it WAS a great start.Chris Sutton, an old friend of mine, missed two absolute pearlers in his
debut for Chelsea, against Sunderland. They won 4-0 but he never recovered from that. He has since proven himself an outstanding performer in the Champions league at Celtic but the suspicion and doubts caused by those misses meant he was labelled a flop at Chelsea from the start and couldn't change that opinion, however hard he tried.

It proves that your game is about finishing, it's important how you start. And Harewood has made a start that shows he can finish. He can also run the right channel and, with a lack of width at the club, that gives the manager options. David Connolly also has the intelligence to play deeper or wide, as well as scoring goals and with Jermain Defoe, Brian Deane and Neil Mellor also at the club, it is clear where Pardew believes this division will be won and lost. By scoring goals.

Another 15 goals this season from Harewood, could be all it takes to replace Wigan at home with Chelsea on the fixture list next season. And then Adrian Mutu, Hernan Crepso, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink and the
rest, beware. Okay, getting carried away now. But it's amazing how uplifting a home debut like that and a 4-0 win can be, especially when you've been starved of a decent result for weeks. Bring on West Brom!

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 Not sure if I am allowed to speculate in this column but Alan Pardew has admitted he was at West Brom v Manchester United in the Carling Cup on Wednesday. So I am not giving away any secrets there. Kieron Richardson, who once played for West Ham as a kid before he was lured away from the East End to Old Trafford, is to be made available on  loan. West Ham have only one winger at the club (left winger Matthew
Etherington). I won't speculate, but you do the maths.