'David Beckham opens his birthday present from Posh Spice and
asks what it is. "It's a Thermos Flask", says Posh.
"What does it do?", enquires Becks. Posh replies,
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold".
The next day, Becks takes his flask into training and Andy Cole says, "What's that Becks?". So Becks says, "It's a Thermos Flask - it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold".
Cole asks, "What have you got in it?".
Becks replies, "Tomato soup and a choc ice".